-Here, Raven! I found the solution to all your troubles! -And that is? -I managed to get this spellbook, for free even! Apparently the previous owner didn't want it anymore! -Okay, and? I've got tons of them... -Yeah, but this one has a special spell inside that will finally fix that gloomy attitude of yours! Let me just look it up, oh there it is! "Turning people more charismatic, open, happy and attractive", everything you'd ever need in one spell! -I don't care, do I look like a person that wants to be more charismatic? -C'mon, it'll help you with the boys, I'm sure you'll be thanking me later! Look, it comes with spells to both halt and reverse the process if you won't like the outcome! -Ugh, fine... Just make it quick. -Oh, there's a sidenote, "spell will affect everyone present during casting", no matter, let's begin! -Wait, I don't think that's a goo- -"FAC ME SICUT BIMBODUM MERETRIX"! There! Do you feel any different? -No, not really. My leotard feels a bit tight though... -Whoa! No wonder it feels tight, your tits are going to jump ship at any moment now, if not outright rip out! Holy shit! Are they like D cups now? Maybe even E? -Maybe you should look at yourself! Your ass is gigantic, you're going to need two chairs to sit down now, you fatass! -Very funny... Seems like your hair's getting longer, lighter too. -Great... Now I'll have to cut it again, and then style it something cute... Thanks... I'm already feeling a bit lightheaded from all the changes, could we end this already? -Okay, I think that's, like, enough, let's stop for now. Now then, where is that halting spell? There it is! "FAK ME SICAT TAEDIOSUM ITERUM"! Uh, let me try again! "FUK MI SEXAT TODISUM ITUM"! ...? Why isn't it working? Wasn't all magic, like, waving your hands around and saying those creepy weirdo words? -Give me that book then! ... Gwen! What are those strange symbols? I can't read any of these! -... -WELL?! -Oh, are you talking to me? My name's, like, totally Cindi, silly! That's just, like, the english alpobath! alaneth? Analpi- Those, like, silly loops people draw to write words! Gosh you're such a ditz~ -Well, read it to me then! -Uh, I dunno how to either, duh! Don't you, like, remember I got straight Fs in school? -The spell is still going, we have to do something before it becomes permen-, pornona-, before we get stuck like this! I can't even, like, talk properly anymore, we have to do something to fix this! Let's cast together, maybe we still have enough of that, like, magical energy or something to force it to stop! -Umm, but, like, why would we want to be boring again? I'm feeling more fun already! -Please, I don't want to get, like, more dumber and stuff... I, like, totally don't want to be some super sexy bimbo bitch! I can't even stop, like, talking all bubbly and stuff! Ugh! Just look at your tits! What cup even is this?! They're just sticking out of your chest like they're made out of plastic, why would you want to, like, stay like this?! -Uh, I, like, don't know the cup size either, they're so large nothing fits me anymore, isn't that just so hawt? Like thanks for noticing, though! I had them done recently, the biggest implant they had were, like, 2000 of something but they were, like totally, too small for me once I actually tried them on! Doc said he would never put more than one inside and that I have to wait for, like, my tits to "rack ovary", whatever that is, before I can get another surgery or else my titties would look bad and, like, totally not natural and have, like, ugly seams at the bottom or something but he changed his mind after I sucked him off a few times! But, like, I don't know why he was so against it, aren't those massive bolt-on fakies just the cutest? Like, aren't yours, like, even bigger still? I'm SO jealous, bestie! -Oh no, this keeps getting worse, we can't, like, waste any more time! We have to hurry if we want to, like, find some cute boy to fuck before the day is over! No... I meant to, like, say to stop some totally magical spell? -Haha! Magic isn't real, silly! -But, but... Like, I saw Barbie, like, using those silly pink magicky words in some cute movie, I think? -You can't believe everything they show on TV! Gosh I didn't know you were, like, THIS dumb! -I'm not a dummy! -Hey, what's that weird book thingy you're holding? -I dunno... Ugh! It's so icky and gross, just yikes! -Let's just throw it out, then! -Gosh, I didn't think of that, you're so smart! -Hey, I've got like the bestest idea, EVAR! Let's, like, hit the mall! I want to buy some new cute shoes! -Like totally! But I'm, like, so totally out of cash... -No worries, hun! I'm sure we can, like, totally find someone to pay for it after we, like, give em a sucky! -Yay!